Porn ruins lives. Or at least polite conversation.

50 Shades of Grey is such juvenile horseshit I can’t read the phrase ‘inner goddess’ without throwing up in my mouth a little.
I might have anyway because it’s such a sickly sweet expression but now it’s not even innocent.
If my spiritual friends say they’re ‘honouring the inner goddess’ my first thought may be that they’re masturbating.
And what’s with oversharing your sex life anyway?
Do guys sit around in coffee shops talking about the anal they watched last night?
Stop telling me you’re reading S&M, ladies.

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